Don Corcoran won $350.00 cash this past Monday at Cowboy Bill's: Key Wester's Rhianna Morris, Damian Rae and Tiffany Snelgrove Way Not Here to Win!

Howdy, it's Rowdy.



We haven't written in a while as we've been extremely busy opening our new bar . . . which is located in the 400 block of Green Street (called Cowboy Bill's Reloaded) . . . and . . . we've been busy with two benefits: the First Cowboy Bill's Poker Run to benefit the MARC House (108 riders is the last tally figure I've heard) and the First Conch Tour Train Robbery and Pub Crawl which probably had another 100 or so strollers. More about all these events and goings on in a later blog.



Right now, it's time to bring you up to date on the latest Monday Money Madness. In the past three Monday Money Madness'es, three locals have won huge cash prizes. I'd post some photos of this past Monday Night, but I just moved. The camera wire needed to post from the camera to my computer is still in a box somewhere and since I'm under the weather with a summer flu/cold bug, I just stayed in bed the past two to three days while dragging my tired butt into work. Okay, enough whining and excuse making. Let' s go over this past Monday night's drawings for cash.






Rhianna Morris of Key West was not present to win $50.00 at 9:30 PM on Monday, 7 July 08.



Rhianna, we remember you were in here two Monday's ago. The card you filled in then was still in the box. That's the one we drew this past Monday. Had you come in this past Monday, you would have received another new entry form. Thus your chances of winning would have increased. As it was, you passed on winning an easy $50 cash by not being here. Hence, next Monday, 14 July 08, the prize for the 8:00 to 9:30 PM time segment will be worth $100.00.



A reminder to all: your entries stay in the box for four weeks. We code the cards to let us know which ones are approaching their fifth week and need "weeding" from the box.



Thus, if you come in four Monday Money Madness Nights in a row, you will have four entries in the box.



And don't forget, everyone can increase their chances of winning by purchasing any drink made with Cockspur Rum for only $5.00. This is the wild card way of increasing your chances of winning. You see, everytime you buy a Cockspur Rum drink, you will receive a new entry form. Buy six Cockspur Rum drinks . . . and you will receive six more entry forms.



That said, let's talk about the second drawing from this past Monday:



Damian Waters of Key West lost $50 by not being here at 10:55 PM



Here again, another local's entry card from the previous week was pulled from the box. Damian, by the way, Happy Belated Birthday (July 3rd).



Anyway, Damian, if you receive the email from us notifying you off the loss, know that you can come in this coming Monday and possibly win by being here if and when we call your name again. Since you passed on winning $50.00 cash in the 9:30 to 11:oo PM time segment, next week's prize during the same time will be worth $100.



Better luck next time your in, Damian!





Tiffany Snelgrove Way could have won $100 cash at 12:30 AM had she been here!



I don't know who Ms. Way is, but we sure get a lot of her cards in the entry box every Monday. In this case, Ms. Way left the bar too early. Had she been around when we called her name, she would have won $100.



Because she was not here, next week's prize during the 11:00 PM to 12:30 AM time slot will grow to $150.00 cash . . . the biggest prize we will offer next week.



Finally, at 2:00 AM, we had a Winner! Doug Corcoran of Big Coppitt Key won $350.00 cash by being here when we called his name.



Doug and his buddy, Rob Martin, were sitting at the end of the outdoor "Saloon Bar" when we called his name. He shot up from his chair like a Titan rocket taking off from the launch pad. When he ran up to the DJ booth and realized we were not kidding him about the amount of the prize, he kept saying, "Thanks a million!"



Doug then took his winnings, bought some shots for himself, Rob and some other local. And then they went to Teaser's for lap dances for all . . . or something something.



Doug works at that Steak House where Don Shula's used to be. I'll bet any of you who know him will be able to verify how easy it is to win cash while you sit on your ass. You come in . . . you fill in an entry form . . . you shoot pool, play some games, watch some sports, socialize . . . and then if we call your name during any of the four time segments where we draw for cash prizes . . . you win . . . IF . . . you are still present and run up to the DJ booth.

Hope to see you in here next Monday, July 14th, for another laid back night off taking your requests, pool shooting, watching baseball and whatnot on TV.

Come on down. The beer is ice cold and the drinks are plentifully poured.

'Til then, a very under weather Rowdy says, "Smell you later!"

5 Alarm Alert! Cowboy Bill's Celebrates the 2nd Annual "Hide The Hooch Party" Tomorrow, Thursday. 12 Hours of Happy Hour, 4 PM to 4 AM!!!

We will be packed Thursday night for the 2nd Annual Hide the Hooch Party. Get here early. Celebrate the Largest Liquor Seizure in Monroe County's History.

Two years ago, due to a malfunction in a certain new Key West bar's paperwork, an alphabet soup of Federal Agencies raided a poor little Country Bar which had been open for just a few nano-seconds at its new location.

When I say raid, I mean they came in with tanks, machine gunners, armored vehicles and jet planes, lots and lots of jet planes.

The strafing and napalming of the bar wasn't the bad part. Nor were the grenades, mortar rounds, and bartenders screaming "Incoming!" No, the heartbreaking part of this piece of Key West History is the mean old Feds swept in and carted off every single bottle of beer, every bottle of booze, every case of wine.

At the end of the raid, all the poor bar owners and staff had to go elsewhere to drink away their loss. When people can't drink in their own bar . . . cause the bar has no booze . . . let me tell you, that's Hard Times, folks!

Any other bar would have faded like a pissed on newspaper lying in the fetid seaweed on a Smather's Beach shoreline. But not this bar. This bar is tougher than the rest. After tens of thousands of just bought inventory had been carted off by the Feds for parties at the White House, Langley, Crawford Texas and a certain game preserve where men get drunk and shoot birds from cars, this little bar which thought it could, pulled its jeans up from its royal hosing, and said, "Let's show this town what we are made of."

Hence, the little bar went out and procured and secured a real liquor license which no one could deny, not even a Jolly Good Fellow from a governmental agency.

Since then, this weird ass Country Bar has in two short years become an "anchor" in an area of Duval Street where every 200 block bar owner, bartender, waitress, or security guy said "It'll never work down there!"

In honor of those who believed, and who stuck it out during the worst of times, Cowboy Bill's Honky Tonk Saloon is going to celebrate the largest liquor seizure in Monroe County History by giving you 12 hours of Happy Hour this Thursday Night, 4 PM til 4 AM.

You'll drink 2 fer 1 wells, 2 fer 1 draught beers, and 2 fer 1 domestic bottles. On top of that, the number one seller in the bar . . . Jagermeister . . . will be reduced from its ridiculously already low prices to $4.00 a shot and $5.00 a Jagerbomb.

Personally, I think the owners are out of their everloving Cowboy and Cowgirl hats offering overworked locals a 12 hour happy hour. It means no one will show up to work on Friday and we'll be blamed at every business in town for short staffing them. You know what? So what? Let's party like Castro just died and prices are 1975.

Get here early. Claim your spot. Get ready to rock to a great Texas Country Band: the James Lann Band.

Be here early to claim your seats.

Til we meet over a cold one,

DJ Rowdy signing off as I'm at work now writing this after another jammed packed Sexy Bullriding Contest tonight, Wednesday.

If you're up reading this before 4:00 AM, remember, we're always open til 4:00 AM with the latest last call in Key West.

We never close early.

Never.

And we never say die.

Yours in Red Stripe,

Reverend DJ Rowdy Yates

"In hominy grits Uneeda Biscuit . . . Et cum spirit Cowboy Bill's!"

8 Locals Pass On Big FREE Cash the Past Two Mondays at Cowboy Bill's

WARNING! You can't win the big money if you are not present when we call your names, Rob Martin, James Way, Lynn Budzonsky, Matt Rieman, Andrea Juna, Michael Farrell, Lian Pyne, and David Keith . . . All of Key West!

It never ceases to amaze us at all the beautiful women who come in here to dance on Monday, while guys just sit and watch sports. Dudes, yeah, you can win cash while sitting on your ass, but women are wanting to party on Monday!

This coming Monday Money Madness, June 9th, we are offering $850.00 in total cash prizes

Well it happened again, the four names we called this past Monday were all locals. The same thing happened the preceding Monday Money Madness (we'll cover those results in a second).
So, on just the past two Mondays, no cash was won. Each time someone is not here to win, we add $50.00 to prize we were offering for one of four 90 minute time segments.

Here are the four huge prizes being offered this coming Monday, June 9th:

8:00 PM to 9:30 PM .................................$300.00

9:30 PM to 11:00 PM .................................$200.00

11:00 PM to 12:30 AM ...............................$200.00

12:30 AM to 2:00 AM ................................$150.00


Do the math. That's $850.00 total cash we are trying to give away.

Now who are the unlucky locals who were not here to win the past two Mondays and how much did they forfeit winning?


Here's a recap of last Monday Money Madness, June 2nd, when four locals left the bar too early:

First Drawing at 9:45 PM

The first name we called was Andrea Juna who was here at 8:00 PM celebrating her birthday with co-worker, Yosef. But at 9:25 PM, when Tim our manager pulled her name from the entry box, Andrea was no where to be found.

Andrea, you do realize that you could have won $250.00 for your birthday had you just waited for the first drawing?

Ouch, that's gotta hurt.

Since Andrea didn't want to win the cash, we add another $50.00 to what she could have won. Therefore, next Monday, June 9th, the first prize offered during the 8:00 PM to 9:30 PM time slot is a big $300.00.

Second drawing on June 2nd at 10:57 PM

Michael Farrell, where were you? Did a Nine Inch Nail fall off the top floor of a construction site and give you a bad headache? Dude, you passed on $150.00 cash by not being here at 10:57 PM on Monday night, June 2nd. By the way, we had hockey, basketball and baseball on all our TVs.

Because Michael Farrell did not want to win $150.00 cash this past Monday, we are going to add $50.00 cash to what would have been his prize. That's why next week's prize for the 9:30 PM through 11:00 PM will be $200.00!

In the cut off shorts and cowgirl boots, one of our favorite locals, Nurse Good Body, aka, Danielle dancing with her friend Liana who could have won $150.00 this past Monday Money Madness.

Third drawing of the evening, the beautiful Liana Pyne who was in here dancing earlier in the night was not here at 11:29 PM to win.

Liana, you could have won $150.00 cash had you and your friend Danielle stuck around. It's a very simple concept: you fill in an entry form just like you did, then, you order a cocktail or beer, you dance or sit and talk or make requests at the dj booth or play video games, shoot pool, throw darts, play pinball, whatever, and then if I call your name in a drawing . . . and you are still here . . . you win the cash prize being offered for that drawing.

Okay, Liana, since you left the building with Elvis too early, we are going to add $50.00 to the $150.00 you could have won. Hence, next week's prize for the 11:00 PM through 12:30 AM time slot will be $200.00 cash!

And the last drawing of the evening at 2:00 AM was for $100.00. David Keith was not here to claim the easy winnings!

David, rules are rules. You have to be here to win the cash. I know you were here earlier and your favorite artist is Hank Williams III. Buddyroo, you too, left too soon.

Therefore, next week, the late drawing between 12:30 AM through 2:00 AM will be for $150.00 cash.

How to increase your chances of winning:

Times are tough.

Season is over. Gasoline is above $4.00 a gallon. Things at the grocery store are much more expensive than they were last year. And here we are at Cowboy Bill's on Monday Nights trying to give away free cash.

Warren Buffet says we are in a Recession. Former Fed Chairman Volcker says we are in a Recession. Look at the slow streets at night, cruise them and look at the bars already closed down by 1 or 2 AM. Tourism has slowed way down. You know this. I know this.

And yet, here we are trying to give away FREE cash while you sit on your ass somewhere else? Hey, you are at home watching a baseball game? You can do that here. You are at another bar shooting pool? Does that bar give away cash on Monday Nights?

Although some of the biggest prizes have been won by tourists, the odds are in the favor of our locals.

Locals, you live here. You can come in every Monday night. Tourists don't have the luxury of living here year round. They might hit us 3 or 4 weeks in a row (like our friends from out of state who stay at Truman Annex for one month) but usually, they are here for only 1 or 2 Mondays. Still, our tourist friends win as much as you locals because they stay at the bar longer.

To up your chances of winning, we keep your entries in the box from the previous three weeks.

And now, Captain Billy has landed us sponsorship of Monday Money Madness by Cockspur Rum.

Now, on Monday Money Madness, all Cockspur Rum Drinks are only $5.00 all night long. Better yet . . . everytime you order any drink made with Cockspur Rum, you will receive another entry form for the Monday Money Madness drawings.

If you buy say 4 Cockspur Rum drinks, you'll get four more entry forms to add to the one you are always given as you enter the bar. So, that means five entry forms in the box right?

Wrong.

There could be more had you come in the preceeding three Monday Nights.

As it stands now, the last three big prizes of $300, $200, and $150 were won by a three locals and two tourists. (The $300 prize was shared by 3 locals). Like I said, the tourists stick around longer than locals.

Craig, one of our Security Guys, shows this lady proper form on bull riding.

Okay, let's repost the prizes being offered for this coming Monday Money Madness:

8:00 PM to 9:30 PM ................ $300.00

9:30 PM to 11:00 PM ............... $200.00

11:00 PM to 12:30 AM ............... $200.00

12:30 AM to 2:00 AM ............... $150.00

Before we leave, let's give a quick recap of the preceding Monday's losers of quick easy cash prizes.

Jessica (in the blue top) brought in her friend from Maryland, whose name I forgot. (Sorry, darling! But when Jessica comes into work again, we'll get your name put up. And remember, if you quit your job teaching, you always have a job down at Cowboy Bill's . . . or Teaser's!

On Monday, May 26th, the following locals were not here to win the following amounts of cash:

Matt Rieman of Key West was not here at 8:55 PM to win $200.00. So sorry Matt, but you know how this deal works: you win cash only if you are present when we call your name.

Our second would be winner was somebody who normally comes in every Monday, Rob Martin of Key West who bartends down at the Rum Bar. We drew Rob's name at 10:55 PM for $150.00. He wasn't here. And then he comes strolling about 11:15 PM and everybody who knew him razzed him for not being here 20 minutes earlier. Rob knows the rules. And I'll bet he won't miss the coming Monday either.

Lynn Budzonsky of Key West left the building too early because at 12:20 AM sharp, we called her name so that she might win $150.00 cash. When Tim called Lynn's name, someone said, "I know her. She left over an hour ago." So sorry, Lynn, but to win the cash, you must be here sitting on your ass. Better luck next time.

Finally, two Mondays ago, our last drawing at 1:55 AM was for $50.00 cash. James Way who comes in all the time was not here to win a $50 bill. I think that's the second time we've drawn James's name for a cash drawing and he was not here. I hope you don't miss this coming Monday, James. The four prizes are the largest ever.

A reminder about tomorrow night and the rest of the week: Thursday is a going away party for a Legend of Fury Catamarans

We've got a brand new band from Texas, James Lann Band, and within one song on Tuesday Cowboy Bill, I and the staff we found a new "keeper". These guys can sing, play, harmonize, and have one of the most interesting song lists of any band to ever grace our stage.

If you come down Thursday night, which is Military Thursday (US Armed Forces members get 20% of all their drinks and clothes), you will walk into a big Sports Bar going away party for Brian Schmeize of the Fury Catamarans. Captain Billy says his last name is Schmeid, but the crew was adamant I add the Z instead of a D. They tried to spell his real last name, and now I know why he's known as Schmeid or Schmeize . . . his last names has more letters than antidisestablishmentarianism or pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. So, be here when Schmeid or Schmeize drinks too much and passes out in a urinal!

As always, tight grip with one hand on the bull and one hand flying!

DJ Rowdy at Cowboy Bill's

Traveling Backward Through the Good Times with Scarekrow This Week and Westley Butler Last Week: Is Your Photo Here?

Another "blur" of a week, Memorial Day Weekend through this current weekend: 2 great bands, lots of beautiful women, cold beer, wish you were here at Cowboy Bill's Key West.

Kevin in the forefront laughing at his partner in crime, Bo Allen, whose vocal mic he just turned off. Kevin and Cowboy Bill went over our entire sound system this week. It's never sounded better.

Three of the hardest working men in Country Music: Scarekrow's Kevin, Bo, and Eric.

"Everybody do the Scarekrow. Good Gawd, Oooooow!" (Must be screamed like James Brown.)

Bo Allen poses at 3:00 AM with one of the prettiest ladies to walk the Honky Tonk Badonkadonk during the night.

The Late crowd of off-duty locals mixed with visitors and Military. We love our fans of Cowboy Bill's!

Monster tries to coax this beauty to climb the tree and she said, "What, that big thing behind us?" That's Andrew from Adventure Imaging, professional photographer of bull riders. He's looking for shiny objects on the ground.

Cowboy Jake "gets some air and clicks his boot heels" duing one of his Clog Moments.

Will the Circle be Unbroken? Not likely with this crew of like minds: Rick (Scarecrow's drummer), Monster, Bo Allen (of Scarekrow), Teresa and Ron Rice Paddie (who comes from another place).

Shiny Happy Country Gals enjoying Cowboy Bill's, the weirdest Country Bar in the Known Cosmos!

A couple of shots of late night dances at 1:50 to 3:45 AM.

The two shots above are gift to the two newlyweds who walked in very late, slow danced a couple and then got up on the bull. Ya'll come back, you here?

Rick "Aquaman" playing drums in his new Aquarium

Tim, in the forefront bartending. Shannon way in back. Two of our favorite bartenders in Key West

Teresa gives hula hoop lessons with Ron Rice Paddies' Magic Hoop.

That's Haley at the register thinking, "NOT THE PENNIES!"

That's Teresa with guys falling all over her as usual. Josh and Monster on the left and Jason on the right.

Scarecrow's last song of the evening one night this week and people were still dancing. I want to say this one was shot on Thursday Night.

Michael Jackson has "Moonwalk". Ron Rice Paddie has his "Measurement Walk".

The beautiful young lady in the dress is the Dominatrix of the Bull, Ms. Anna!

Closeup of Scarekrow's Kevin Rawlings' guitar and hands

A barefoot country girl enjoying her night at Cowboy Bill's.

It's no secret with locals any longer: Cowboy Bill's is loaded with beautiful women who like to kick off their shoes and dance! I'm sorry I didn't get a close up of this young lady. She had men turning their heads when she walked by.

Pendleton Whiskey is one of the proud sponsors of Scarecrow. Look at this beautiful new banner we hung in the entrance way announcing Scarekrow's return to Key West. Thanks, Clayter!

The Sports Bar was jammed pack for the new MMA fights on NBC this past Saturday Night.

Tim was bartending with Shannon for the big Kimbo Slice fight. It was Tim's idea to turn off the music and to turn up the volume for the fight whiled dropping the big screen. Great call, Tim! I had no idea this many people would want to watch Mixed Martial Arts on a Saturday Night!

Samantha our bartender and some guy who obviously is close to experiencing the "Miracle of Intoxication".

That's Pendleton Whisky's Clayter and wife doing the new Dance Sensation called "The Scarekrow".

That's Key West Rugby's Joel who is going for my throat as I snap his picture. He missed obviously!

The dancefloor is always crowded when Scarekrow is on the stage.

Two of our favorite locals, Bob and Debbie slow dancing. They are also two of the biggest Scarekrow fans on the planet.

Cris our bartender screaming in Irene's ear which is plugged with a security earpiece. Working with these two beatiful and funny women make work a breeze.

This tourist won keys to a pink Hummer which the band gave away. I think the vehicle used to be Scarekrows old band truck, but because of high gas prices, Scarekrow is now using five Prius's to cross country.

Hotties on the dancefloor cheering a late night song by Scarekrow

Clayter, VP of Pendleton Whisky and Cockspur Rum sales in the USA presenting me with my own Pendleton Whisky/Scarekrow shirt. Thanks, Clayter, I'll wear mine proudly.

One lucky guy posing with two of our favorite pretty mainlanders who visited the club this past week.

These are some of the very bad spoooky "Avlanche of Steel" Moped Gang

Bo congratulating Jason who sang one with the band.

Don't look back, guys, the DJ is gaining on you!

Rick Aquaman can hold his breath for 45 minutes . . . or an entire band set . . . while submerged in his new aquarium. He will be on Oprah next week to break Blaine's record recently set on the show.

Part of the Happy Hour crowd hanging out before Scarekrow's first set.

This young married couple from Kansas asked me to play them a "swing" song, so, I played them "Born to Boogie" by Hank Williams, Jr. They tore it up and the crowd applauded them.

The Diemer Wedding Party, about 50 strong, took over the top deck early on Thursday or was that Friday Night?

Newlyweds Mr. and Mrs. Diemer. More and more wedding parties, bachelor and bachelorette parties are making Cowboy Bill's their destination for a great time under the stars at Key West's only Country Bar.

We don't know who they were, but the lit up the dancefloor with their smiles and wild dancing.

Here they are again singing and dancing to "Redneck Woman" by Gretchen Wilson

Craig's dog takes a breather. Some nights, maybe 4 or 5 dogs are in here with their owners. Visitors love a bar where water bowls are set out for man's best friends.

Mr. Rawlings of Scarekrow sings one

Wendylicious and some of her customers at the Saloon Bar

Bo Allen scores a perfect 10 on his Scarekrow pose

Wait. Maybe Bo was superglued to the front of Rick's new aquarium?

Coming back atcha, Bo Allen, with two shots of the crowd doing the Scarekrow call and response.

Eric, bassplayer for Scarekrow and boyfriend to a young lady we want cloned five or six times for our security staff.

Craig poses KJ's dog on the bull

T-shirt says "Dog Gone Wild!"

Two beauties window shopping the band

Photos of Westley Butler Band's last set on Saturday, their last night in town. This was their best set of the week. We plied them with alcohol and they turned into the Guns and Roses of Country. What a set!

The crowd laughing at the amount of Jagerbomgs consumed by the band in just the first 15 minutes of the set

Ron Rice Paddie spanking the dance pole with his whips.

Two photos of Hotties on the dancefloor

Whoots! There it is! Just another normal Saturday Night at Cowboy Bill's.

Ron Rice Paddie, his orange crocs and clam digger pants, attracts babes into the "Hoop of Groove"

Chad the drummer for Westley Butler Band eyes the last Jager Bomb before falling off stage into a heap with the rest of the Boyz. Once again, a new band pays its dues at a hard core Country Honky Tonk, Cowboy Bill's!

At this point, Westley Butler Band was singing in a slurred Swahili and propped up by superglued feet to the floor.

Dancefloor ladies are laughing at the band being silly.

Chad the Drummer showing us his best bass stance. This was after about 18 Jagerbombs done in 45 minutes.

Westley Butler laughing at Chad swimming around inside the Drummer's Aquarium filled with Jagermeister.

Dancers, keep dancing!

Ladies, you're too sexy for the Cowboy in the corner.

What a beauty and what a beautiful smile!

Westley Butler, singing, has one of the best baritones in Country. We love the way he sings Garry Allan.

The above three shots are before Westley Butler's first set at 10:00 PM Saturday Night

Pretty women who walked into the bar early and stayed late.

Another blonde beauty enjoys the bull. I hear it feels "good" from the gals. No comment.

Shot of the crowd watching bullriders

Matt Dorgan, former KWPD, Senior Security Member Retires from Cowboy Bill's!

How hard can you tug on a guy's nipples before they snap off? Ms. Irene has the answer for those who are Scientifically interested.

Ms. Irene points to Matt Dorgan's hole in his chest where his left nipple used to hang out.

Dorgan, you bastard, don't you ever die! We give you your own blog post, so keep that promise!

"I'm Matt Dorgan, dammit! Take this job and shove it. I'm going home to Ma and Pa and Pennsylvania!"

Vienna Sausage or Kielbasa?

This was shot right after Ms. Irene dared Matt Dorgan at the Green Parrot Bar to take off his clothes and streak over to Cowboy Bill's. When he sprinted in here, the late night people cheered and whistled. And then Matt stopped and said, "Free peeks down my Joe Boxers for all women!"

Hey, I think mine was a Blunt. Thanks, Matt!

Matt handed out Cuban cigars to all of us. We all got higher than Buddah and then proceeded to dance away our heartaches. From the left going right: Monster, Anna, Tim of the Green Parrot (and Cowboy Bill's) and Mr. Matt Dorgan! Rowdy is behind the lens higher than God.

Even East Europeans Can't Get Enough of Matt!

King Eftim of Bulgaria, former esteemed Security member of Cowboy Bill's made it in for good-bye and cigar!

Matt gets his motorcade good-bye from two other Security guys:

In honor of Matt, Craig broke out his hot rod tricycle. That's Mike holding the door open for the jump off the line.

. . . And remember, Dorgan, if things don't work out up there, you can always "Kiss Ass" and come back!

The marvelous and magnificent Jana shows why she's so marvelous and magnificent! Green with gold, nice colors!

Why is Cowboy Bill's Still Rockin' The Free World of Key West AFTER Season is Over? Wedesday Nights, Ladies Night. Nuff Said!

This Wednesday, 28 May 08, Cowboy Bill's Let Loose with Both Barrels: Scarekrow and an Oustanding Array of Beauties Entered in the Sexy Bull Riding Contest:

Contestant #6 in the Sexy Bull Riding Contest went by the name of Sasha. Sasha told me tonight she is from West Virginia. This Mountain Mama was smoking hot. Look at the crowd watching her ride. This was an hour before the contest.

Tonight, while the rest of Key West slept with lions in the mighty mighty jungle, Cowboy Bill's was the only thing scaring the birds out of the Banyan Trees with a full crowd, great on fire band, and possibly the hottest 10 entries ever in a Sexy Bull Riding Contest.

We had 11 bull riders lined up. I suspect the one dropped out when she saw the 10 competitors. Men and women were shocked at the beauty and the hard bodies.

The 10 contestants picked their own names. Here they are in order:

#1 - Barbiero the Barbarian

#2 - Key West Kiss (the only local to ride tonight and the 1st to "let one fly free" for the crowd!)

#3 - Hannah from S.E. By God Kentucky

#4 - Scratched from the list

#5 - Kaitlin the Kentucky Pussy Cat

#6 - Sasha (Blonde Bombshell with a

#7 - West Virginia's Wild and Wonderful Nikki (my fave)

#8 - No Cheetah

#9 - Kansas Killer

#10 - Lady Godiva (longest legs ever in a Sexy Bull Riding. Wow!)

#11 - Certified Dime (carved body from Aerobics or maybe an entry in Ms. America Fitness?)

Look at the legs on these two hotties. The lady on the left won last night's contest and went by the name of Certified Dime. Her brunette friend with legs up to the ceiling was also in the contest.

Here are the two friends again, posing on the mechanical bull about 3:oo AM when almost every bar in town was already closed.

. . . And one more time for all the guys readin, a shot from the rear. Whew! Like James Brown sang, "I'm in a Cold Sweat!"

Two wild and crazy women from the audience hopped up onstage and molested Rick, Scarekrow's drummer, inside the "Cage".

Somewhere in there, Rick is getting a free lapdance.

That's Dyrek Payne, Key West's own singer songwriter who just sold some lyrics to one of our fave country stars, Gary Allan! Dyrek is doing the new "Open Mic" night down at Island Dog's Bar. That's Island Dog's famous bartender, Kendra. Awooo! You're in the dog house now! The photo above this one is of Kendra and her gorgeous friend. I want to say her name is Amie. I probably got it wrong in all the noise, but maybe Kendra will bring her back and smack me for getting her name wrong? (I hope)

Bo Allen laying a lick on his guitar while Eric in the background is being bumped danced by the two wild and crazy women who gave Rick free lap dances in his cage earlier.

Four shots in a row of Certified Dime. She won this contest without taking off her top. When she stripped off her clothes to reveal her undies, she looked like a Victoria Secret's model. Hotter than the hinges on the Gates of Hell! Look at the crowd behind her cheering her on. And they say this town is dead?

All right locals, it's Thursday night as I type out this blog. Actually, we just slid into Friday morning, and at 12:20 AM, we have the biggest crowd in town.

Brian Diemer and his wedding party are in here at the moment partying hard. He and his beautiful wife to be will see their photos on this blog in a day or two.

Scarekrow is knocking the ball out of the park every set.

If you're lazing about at home or in another bar reading this on Wi-Fi, get your butts down here. Remember . . . we never close early. . . never.

We're taking it to 4 AM, so drop by and sit a spell with your friends or get out on the dancefloor and boogey.

See ya' soon,

DJ Rowdy

WARNING! Scarekrow, Our Most Requested Band is On Stage This Week at Cowboy Bill's Key West! Starts Howling Tuesday Like a Cat 5 Through Saturday!

Mother's, lock up your daughter's. Daughters, lock up your Mother's, 'cause Country's baddest new band is coming to tear up Key West again!

Get ready, Locals.

The wildest most requested Cowboy Bill's band is back to slice your flip flops and sandals to shreds.

The big ass question we all have is this: "Will Bo Allen make it down with the rest of the boyz this time. . . .on time. . . or will Shannon of our Security Staff be pressed to sing for him?"

Jeezy Peezy, Bo, don't pass out on the alarm clock again. (We are wondering if people in Kentucky really have alarm clocks. Are you lying to us? Do you have those modern conveniences up in Kentucky?)

Band times are as follows:

Tuesday: Scarekrow at 10:00 PM following Country Dance lessons from 7 PM to 10 PM.

Wednesday: Scarekrow at 9:45PM til 11:30 PM (w/one short break) until the World Famous Sexy Bull Riding Contest for Women. Following the contest, Scarekrow does two late night sets.

Thursday: Scarekrow at 10:00 PM

Friday: Scarekrow at 10:00 PM (And don't forget the "Sound Check" Set 6 - 7 PM)

Saturday: Scarekrow at 10:00 PM (Again, a "Sound Check" Set 6 - 7 PM)

So, you got five chances to see us ". . . Turn these Mutha's Out" (as MC Hammer would sing) live on our stage. Scarekrow, back in town!

What's going on after Scarekrow?

Sunday, June 1, 2008: Scarekrow gone, but the insane hit "Sunday Night Barrel Racing" with you and others racing kids tricycles around barrels on our dancefloor for prizes, drink specials and more. Last two Sunday's with this event has seen 26 to 30 people enter. Totally nutz!

Monday, June 2, 2008: After this Monday Money Madness, where 4 (four, count 'em) Locals were not here to win $450 in cash, next week's prizes will be worth $650 in cash.

Next Monday's prizes will be the following:

8:00 PM to 9:30 PM ................................. $250.00

9:30 PM to 11:00 PM .................................$150.00

11:00 PM to 12:30 AM .................................$150.00

12:30 AM to 2:00 AM .................................$100.00

We will write a blog with weird photos from last week with Monday Money Madness and give you details on the four locals who were not here to win big cash.

Following Scarekrow, here's the stellar lineup through the whole month of June:

June 10 - 14 Kyle Jennings

June 17 - 21 Chad Bradford

June 24 - 28 J. T. Curtis

Come on down. Summer months are a drag around town, but not at Cowboy Bill's where the people are looking to drink some of the coldest beer in this Hemisphere.

See ya' soon.

DJ Rowdy